sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

(via cumfort)

  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
  • Me: *points to favorite band member*
  • Me: That's my idiot

the-chandelier-swing:

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(via dw)

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via orgasm)

nippled:

no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

(via cumfort)

“I need to fall out of love with people who can’t love me right, and fall in love with myself instead.”

me to myself every time I get hurt by others (via actionables)

(via actionables)

harrys-the-one:

fUCK MY LIFE

NO REALLY FUCK IT 

THATS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL EDIT 

OHMYGOD I KEEP WATCHING IT ALL OVER AGAIN IM SPEECHLESS

(via exoticharold)

  • friend: you really need to go outside
  • me: send me the link

officiallyhomo:

i want a cute boy to talk to me so badly

(Source: xeji, via semi-attractive)